no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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