That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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