dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize