I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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