Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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