I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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