I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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