I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize