is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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