Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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