Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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