so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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