He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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