There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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