I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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