the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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