Grow some girl-balls and come out already
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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