Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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