Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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