He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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