is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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