on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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