Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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