Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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