So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I wish my penis had an off switch
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
