You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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