margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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