I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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