I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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