This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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