I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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