have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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