Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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