she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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