I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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