I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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