Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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