So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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