When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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