So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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