A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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