New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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