Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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