Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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