If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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