Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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