Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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