Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
