im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I touched a dick in church today
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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