found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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