Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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