I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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